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Alright Y’all

Some of y’all still don’t get it, I’m afraid.

Given the amount of free time I currently have, as I am sentenced to work from home (WFH) for the foreseeable future, I spend too much time on Facebook. To be clear, I feel that any time on Facebook is too much time (it’s a societal cancer, the company sucks, favors money over laws, etc). That said, I see a lot of y’all need some perspective.

You can live without a haircut.

It’s true, I promise. Y’all should be staying at home – even in SC where Gov McDouchebag’s ‘order‘ was more of a ‘Stay home unless y’all got somewhere else ya wanna be.’ Ain’t no one gonna see your long and unkempt hair if you’re staying at home. If you’re concerned about others seeing it, well – you’re staying at home wrong.

If you’re that stressed about it – fine, cut it yourself. Your barber or hairstylists can lose their license if they cut their hair outside the salon or licensed place of business. And what if you spread COVID to them, and they spread it to others? Or the inverse – you get it from them, and they spread it to you?

That would be a hell of a favor – risking their career for you. Are you going to pay their bills if they lose their license so you can have that fresh cut? What about their medical bills if they get sick doing so?

People are getting sick, many are dying and you are worried about that fade

I know people who have lost family members. I personally know people that have gotten sick from it. I have family members with medical issues who would probably be die if they were to contract COVID. Can you live with that on your conscience if you got someone sick and they died? Or you got them sick and they passed it to a household member who died?

Stay the fuck home already.

None of us like this – I don’t like this. I want to be out and about enjoying the spectacular Pacific Northwest. Do the right thing. Your fucking haircut can wait.


WA State: Stay At Home

Governor Inslee has issued a Stay At Home Order for the state of Washington, effective immediately. Please see the attachment below for what the state has deemed ‘essential.’

Those of you who frolicked during the beautiful weather this weekend can thank yourselves for expediting this process, though it was going to happen one way or another. Y’all just proved as examples why we have to make it an order.

Meanwhile, the human trashbag that is the President of the United States – to no one’s surprise –  is prioritizing the economy over mitigating this as much as possible despite the fact that medical experts – including the Surgeon General stated “this week is going to be bad.”