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FL Spring Breakers Say They’re Sorry

But Dodge Responsibility – Blames Government

Is accepting responsibility for your actions a thing anymore? At least we know it isn’t generational – the septegenarian that was ‘elected’ as the President of the United States seems to dodge responsibility as readily as 22-year old drunk kids on the beach in Florida.

“If I get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day, I’m not gonna let it stop me from partying” 

Brady Sluder – Vapid College Student

Amazingly, merely a week after they were partying they express some remorse. But they are quick to offer the caveat the the government wasn’t clear enough. Gimme a break. Yeah, Trump sucks and was dismissing it until even he couldn’t dismiss it any longer, but c’mon kids – you’re an ‘adult’ and Uncle Sam isn’t your daddy.

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