LMMFAO

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

This was great, via Rev BigDumbChimp, via BA, via The Onion.
32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Satellites
According to an official NASA report released Saturday, nearly 32 percent of all prayers exiting Earth are deflected off satellites orbiting the planet—ultimately preventing the discharged requests for divine intervention from ever making it to the Gates of Heaven. [...]

I’ve a ruler at the office.

Monday, December 17th, 2007

Eric relayed a story to me today.  Apparently where he works at a place called Mount Pretentious, they responded to a report of a dead person.  They got there, and lo and behold…dead.  No one had seen this man since Friday.  Cold to the touch, rigor mortis, the whole shebang.  Reportedly he’d been popping antacids [...]