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Okay, tell me this isn’t weird:
Japanese woman caught living in man’s closet
By MARI YAMAGUCHI, Associated Press WriterFri May 30, 3:21 PM ET
A homeless woman who sneaked into a man’s house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.
Police found the 58-year-old [...]