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Got Wood?
By Chris | May 13, 2008
A kind gentleman called in on 911 today because he got wood that wasn’t his. We (I) could have had so much fun with that, but that thought crossed my mind only after he hung up. Such questions that came to mind were:
- “Sir, how long is the wood, is it in lengths of 8 or 10?”
- “Is it dark wood or light wood?”
- “Have you see this wood before?”
- “Have you put your hands on this wood?”
- “Has anyone else touched the wood?”
- “Is the wood laying down, or has it been placed vertically?”
I mean, I could go so many ways with that, now that I’ve thought of it! Unfortunately, I didn’t. And of course, the wood in question was lumber…perverts!
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