Archive for May 13th, 2008

Got Wood?

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

A kind gentleman called in on 911 today because he got wood that wasn’t his. We (I) could have had so much fun with that, but that thought crossed my mind only after he hung up. Such questions that came to mind were:

“Sir, how long is the wood, is it in lengths of 8 or [...]