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Yep, another one.

Another genius I deal with…

Operator:   Police Department, can I help you?

Caller: Yeah, did the police come out to 300 Smithson Street last night?

O: I don’t show anything out there last night, or for that last several months…

C: Well, can I talk to whoever is in charge?

O: May I ask who’s calling, and why?

C: I wanna know why the police were banging on my door last night around 2AM…

O: I don’t show anything in there for that address last night,   so I don’t know what it might be for.   Are you sure it was our police, and not another agency?   Did you answer the door?

C: No.

O: Well, had you answered the door, maybe they might have told you what was going on?   But I’ll transfer you to the duty supervisor, maybe he can help you…

I mean seriously, why wouldn’t you answer the door if you were so curious?   I’ll add that the real address in question is a low-income housing area.   So… we get lots of people like this…   those who won’t help us help them, but demand things from us all the time.   It’s a team effort, idiots.. help us out.

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