Dumb 911 #1,159,124,947
This one was funny. Around 1730 yesterday:
Dispatch: 911 what’s your emergency?
Caller: Is this the police department?
D: This is 911, do you have an emergency?
C: Well, it’s not really an emergency, but someone is messing with my TV. When I turn it on, someone keeps turning it off.
D: …. …. Ma’am that sounds like a cable or TV problem, it’s not really something the police can help you with, it’s not a police issue.
C: Oh, okay…. bye bye mister policeman…
No, I don’t make this chit up…lol.